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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hazard. Kevin Hazard.</description><title>Halfway Nowhere</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @halfwaynowhere)</generator><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/</link><item><title>Can’t Believe It – T-Pain (The Girls Can Hear Us Remix)</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/434840236/tumblr_kyz10iJLK81qz9pns&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can’t Believe It – T-Pain (&lt;a href="http://www.tgchu.com" target="_blank"&gt;The Girls Can Hear Us&lt;/a&gt; Remix)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/434840236</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/434840236</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:12:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I love the way that sounds… Ali resigned. Mark this one...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjeduo3e51qz9pnso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love the way that sounds… Ali resigned. Mark this one down in the history books, folks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/416938361</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/416938361</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:39:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>When Did This Happen?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.zappos.com"&gt;When Did This Happen?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Zappos got a makeover. It’s a lot … whiter.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/413725579</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/413725579</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:23:01 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Since Neal’s take on the new US Men’s National team...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygkvql9FF1qz9pnso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since &lt;a href="http://ndub.tumblr.com/post/412715815/so-this-is-apparently-the-away-kit-for-the-us" target="_blank"&gt;Neal’s take on the new US Men’s National team away kit&lt;/a&gt; doesn’t show up in the dashboard, I figured I’d repost as the featured photo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/413534881</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/413534881</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:07:02 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>ndub:


So this is apparently the away kit for the US Men’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfoweks871qzwldjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ndub.tumblr.com/post/412715815/so-this-is-apparently-the-away-kit-for-the-us" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ndub&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So this is apparently the away kit for the US Men’s National team to wear in South Africa at the World Cup this summer. Does anyone else think it kinda looks like a Miss America sash there across the front?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I do and worked up a little something in photoshop to prove it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/360596/jersey-reimagined.jpg" alt="Landon Takes the Crown" height="320" width="300"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/413386922</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/413386922</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:21:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>How I Was Able to Ace Exams Without Studying</title><description>&lt;a href="http://zenhabits.net/2010/02/ace-exams/"&gt;How I Was Able to Ace Exams Without Studying&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/407286207</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/407286207</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:48:49 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>“The Landlord” on Funny or Die just crossed 70...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_74"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=74" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=74" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_74" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“The Landlord” on &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com" target="_blank"&gt;Funny or Die&lt;/a&gt; just crossed 70 million views.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And it’s still hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/399094684</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/399094684</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:39:00 -0600</pubDate><category>the landlord</category><category>funny or die</category></item><item><title>Something, Something, Tiger Woods</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“To all of those who believed in me in the past, I ask you to find room in your heart to believe in me again.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/398748606</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/398748606</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:13:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Incredible</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/394780149/3000-pageviews-per-second" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;staff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://andrew.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Andrew&lt;/a&gt; - at peak times, Tumblr is pushing more than &lt;b&gt;3000&lt;/b&gt; pageviews per second. I guess that’s what all those servers are for!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have we told all of you how much we love you, lately?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These next features should. :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Those must be really nice servers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Just sayin’ …&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/394815173</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/394815173</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:36:57 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I wonder if posting this picture means I’ll never get to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxyotz9cX1qz9pnso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wonder if posting this picture means I’ll never &lt;a href="http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=393" target="_blank"&gt;get to fly&lt;/a&gt; on Southwest again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/392903052</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/392903052</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:50:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Kevin Smith</category><category>Southwest</category></item><item><title>itsthereal:

They Reminisce Over Ye: Wearing all black...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9285169&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9285169&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9285169&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itsthereal.tumblr.com/post/378115959/troy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;itsthereal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;They Reminisce Over Ye: &lt;/b&gt;Wearing all black everything.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wait until the one-minute mark. You’re color-by-numbers, Mr. West is a Warhol.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/392826373</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/392826373</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:47:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you know what I mean? … Just sayin’ … I...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLFZIpcftCI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLFZIpcftCI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you know what I mean? … Just sayin’ … I know, right?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/391477367</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/391477367</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:09:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Something's Wrong With You</title><description>Ali: It needs to say "pew! pew! pew!" 'cause that's what the lolcats say ... pew! pew! pew!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kevin: There's something wrong with you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Katie: Truer words have never been spoken.</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/382242528</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/382242528</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:24:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:


Sad News of the Day: The son of reclusive author...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwyyhlyGtx1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/358180553/sad-news-of-the-day-the-son-of-reclusive-author" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad News of the Day: &lt;/b&gt;The son of reclusive author J.D. Salinger &lt;a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14286750" target="_blank"&gt;has reported his father’s passing from natural causes&lt;/a&gt; at his home in Cornish, N.H.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He was 91.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;RIP.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/358186844</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/358186844</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:16:03 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My Apple Tablet Request</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Let me take the SIM card out of my iPhone and put it into the tablet to use 3G when I need it. I don’t want to buy another cell plan when I already have multiple internet-ready, cellular devices.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/355076505</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/355076505</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:50:57 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Hosting for Haiti</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ww.hostingforhaiti.com"&gt;Hosting for Haiti&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This has been a cool project to participate in … getting a chance to lay down the swords for a minute to work with some of our competitors to make a difference and provide some help to the American Red Cross in Haiti.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/344940240</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/344940240</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:13:44 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh you people who reblog and remove credit...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Come here so I can tousle your hair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And punch you in the junk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least the credit is in the notes, I guess.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is my personal sentiment. It was not influenced by anyone else. Especially Mike.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/342817037</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/342817037</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:08:08 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Ninjas Perform Most Deadly Nexus One Unboxing Of All Time [VIDEO]</title><description>&lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2010/01/18/ninjas-nexus-one-unboxing/"&gt;Ninjas Perform Most Deadly Nexus One Unboxing Of All Time [VIDEO]&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mashable.tumblr.com/post/341614364" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;mashable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;Google has fronted the cash so that YouTube director &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/PatrickBoivin" target="_blank"&gt;Patrick Bolvin&lt;/a&gt; could make a viral unboxing video for the &lt;a href="http://mashable.com/tag/nexus-one" target="_blank"&gt;Nexus One&lt;/a&gt; smartphone.
&lt;p&gt;Gadget geeks on the Internet relish making…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/341677629</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/341677629</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:43:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>hellamike:


kimalah:

Just because.

“One morning I shot an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwg7se6zJR1qzf8xpo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellamike.tumblr.com/post/341090089" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;hellamike&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kimalah.tumblr.com/post/340989997" target="_blank"&gt;kimalah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just because.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“One morning I &lt;i&gt;shot an elephant in my pajamas&lt;/i&gt;. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, Groucho would have killed on Twitter. Also I hate the person &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/grouchomarx" target="_blank"&gt;squatting on his name&lt;/a&gt; without doing anything with it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have a good mind to join a club and hit [the squatter] over the head with it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/341370039</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/341370039</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:11:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t think Jay enjoyed this segment very much.

Also, I...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/axwO6BkCtIo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/axwO6BkCtIo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t think Jay enjoyed this segment very much.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, I think Jimmy had a great time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/335927534</link><guid>http://blog.halfwaynowhere.com/post/335927534</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:44:51 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
