If you don’t have any respect for your own well-being, I’d suggest you turn on NBC during prime time and participate in the Olympics of Drinking Games.
- Any time Michael Phelps is shown, outside the context of a live race, take a shot.
- Any time an announcer references Michael Phelps (without Phelps on camera), finish your drink.
- Any time an announcer references Michael Phelps’ medal count, take a shot.
- Any time an announcer references a performance from an athlete representing another country (not in the context of the US having done well in a similar performance), you can take a credit to skip one of the above drinks.
