Halfway Nowhere
July 2
 
Jeff Goldblum:

No one will miss Jeff Goldblum more than me. He was not only a friend and a mentor, but he was also me.

Jeff Goldblum’s performances combined the muscularity of Brando, the pathos of Streep and the musky sensuality of a pride of baboons.

One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like “being caught in a flesh storm with a 90% chance of satisfaction.” That’s verbatim. I cannot overstate how good Jeff Goldblum was in bed.

When Jeff Goldblum passed away, a little bit of all of us died. I will be missed.

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