I hope I still have this “Y2K Survivor” t-shirt when I’m an old man so I can tell young people a fantastical story about the survival of pockets of humanity after the loss of all modern technology at the stroke of Midnight on the last day of 1999.
We all lived in abandoned office buildings… Tribes quickly formed… When the battle with the dicks on the 8th floor finally started, all we could do was drop CRT monitors down the stairwell… But there were too many of them… Like a coward, I took cover behind a broken down Xerox machine set ablaze for warmth… I hid in that supply closet for years, living on nothing but Hammermill® 20 lb. paper… I’m the only one who got out…
Does having this shirt on right now mean that topherchris will get me to the “Popular” page?
