August 2009
34 posts
July 2009
38 posts
“Sit back, homey relax … In fact, grab a six pack
Kick back while I kick...”
– Eminem
“Even if he is a great champion, I have never had admiration for him and I never...”
– Alberto Contador (on Lance Armstrong)
Banana Surprise! →
topherchris:
This is truly remarkable.
Woot! My Tumblr theme in action … hilarious action.
“Networking is always important when it’s real, and it’s always a...”
– Seth Godin
The Definitive Guide to Using Negative Margins →
I wish I could have had this when I was designing my theme. :-)
Google Voice Thoroughly Banned From the iPhone; So... →
mashable:
We’ve seen Apple ban applications from the App Store for all sorts of ridiculous reasons. This time, it’s different; all Google Voice related apps were banned from the app store, and…
Initially, I installed GV Mobile for fun … Now that Apple is buckling to AT&T by removing Google Voice from the App Store, I’m going to make a point to take the time to dial up Google...
I understand I’m late to the game with this observation, but is anyone else outraged by the universal shift from 20 oz. bottles to 16.9 oz. bottles at the same price?
“Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay...”
WatchFunny or Die: The Voice.
This morning, I wrote a 792-word response.
I write too much.
I just sent a customer a 1,000-word email reply.
That’s a lot of words.
“I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days …...”
– Navin Johnson (Steve Martin in “The Jerk”)
“It is the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn’t know -...”
– Joyce Cary
WatchZach Galifianakis on the Michael Showalter Showalter.
A whole lot of hilarious awkward happening here.
Helen Keller Simulator →
hellamike:
thedayhascome:
The most realistic simulator invented to this day.
I responded to @twoname on Twitter about this, but check out the source code.
This is not the source code you are looking for.
Shagia: “Silly Rabbit”
“For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear ‘em taunting him: ‘Silly rabbit — Trix are for kids.’
How come they just couldn’t give him some cereal?”
Is a high IQ a burden as much as a blessing? →
Savant – the surname is real, it was her mother’s maiden name – has had a unique claim to fame since the mid-1980s. It was then, almost 30 years after she took a test as a schoolgirl in downtown St Louis, Missouri, that her IQ came to light. In 1985, Guinness World Records accepted that she had answered every question correctly on an adult Stanford-Binet IQ test at the age of just 10, a result...
I wish I could apply Facebook comments and “Likes” to my Tumblarity.
Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake... →
I have no idea what the article says, but it wins the award for “Best Title of the Day.”
Sarah Palin Turns Pro →
“Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. The text, as posted on Gov. Palin’s official website (here), uses 2,549 words and 18 exclamation points. Lincoln freed the slaves with 719 words and nary an exclamation; Mr. Jefferson declared our independence in 1,322 words and, again, no exclamation points. Nixon resigned the presidency in 1,796 words — still no exclamation points....
When was the last time you intentionally used the...
“No one will miss Jeff Goldblum more than me. He was not only a friend and a...”
– Jeff Goldblum
